As I’ve probably made it quite clear Phil and I have no money. We are not rich, never have been and with our recent run of luck never going to be...
‘Well that was F*cking funny’, I hear you cry, ‘Make us laugh you f*ckers!’ Okay, can someone turn the voices off in my head, please? It wasn’t supposed to be funny, what it is supposed to do is set out the grounds for our endeavours in to constructing our own working TV / Video studio. With no budget you have to do everything yourself on a shoe string, sometimes there isn’t even a shoe to steal a string from (although that should be lace, shouldn’t it?).
Over the last week I have been continuing to create the kit that we need to make a working studio. I did find an amazing green screen and three point lighting kit, which I couldn’t turn down, but the diffusers I made from an old cardboard box and a white t-shirt are being used still in the mini studio that is my shed. I am even making a hardboard green screen backdrop to be positioned in all of its complete smoothness (the green screen sheet needed ironing) in the shed for eternity.
Amazingly these projects have been going quite well (note: now you’ve really f*cked things up) and I am really happy with the progress I am making. This led me to a strange conclusion that I was enjoying this process more than I thought I would. Yes buying kit straight off the shelf would have hurried up production and I wouldn’t have any reason for procrastinating, but it wouldn’t have given me any feeling of achievement. It would have been like using cheats to complete a video game or something. Also if all of the kit was top notch and really expensive I wouldn’t have anything to blame when it all goes tits up in a few weeks.
I intend to document the shed and the home made kit soon, first I need a haircut and the branded T-shirts to come to me in the post. Is that more procrastinating, I bloody well hope so?
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